People who do certain things are totally retarded. Honestly. Me and my friend just decided to play a 20 chip tournament.

Here are the rules we used:

1. Go all in if you have pocket pair or a face card other than a J and your cards don't overlap with each other.
2. Raise 500 if you have suited cards.
3. Fold all other hands unless they are free.

The result of this experiment. I got 1st thanks to some luck in the latter goings and he got second. Are people seriously that stupid? Honestly what is this world coming to...someone had to notice that we were going all in every time we had a face card...wtf...

and by request here's an addendum to this blog a rant from our very own Albert:

write about how nasa's really excited about finding water on mars

but WHO THE FUCK CARES?

Pruthul: haha

Albert: who cares if there's water on mars

yes, there might be life on mars

what kkind of life?

little shit-eating bacteria?

i ask again

who the fuck cares

the conditions we survive in and the conditions shit-eating bacteria survive in

are completely different

Albert: it has absolutely no bearing on anything that is relevant to anything

as i was saying

Albert: honestly

wtf

we should cut funding for nasa

Pruthul: HAHA

Albert: strip all these fucking research shuttles

Pruthul: well

Albert: sell the parts

and use it to pay off the budget deficit

Pruthul: water oon mars means that it could have at some point sustained life

but it doesn't really matter

Albert: there's gotta be a shitload of cash tied up in there, right?

exactly!

i ask again

what will life on mars in the past

do for me now

NOTHING

what will it do for me in the future?

NOTHING